The protagonist character sleeps besides a woman: she suddenly climbs onto him and starts having sex with him in the night. He is visibly uncomfortable, but pretends to enjoy it until he realizes that she is doing this in her sleep and has a sleep disorder, at which point he leaves. He later describes the incident, referring to it as a “felony,” with it being ambiguous as to whether he views himself or her as having been the victim of the crime. (Possibly both.) The entire thing is mostly framed as awkward comedy.